On a need to know basis

1. Do you still know/talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
Sure.

2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons
keep them in my purse

3.What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Kenny rogers, thank you parents, NKOTB, vanilla ice, etc

4.What is the best thing about your current job?
the kids are damned entertaining

5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class upon purchasing one?
YES!!!

6. Are you against marriage?
Nope.

7. Why?
cuz i ain't got a prenup ;-)

8. What's the most fucked up food combination you've come up with that's actually tasty?
egg noodles and french dressing...don't say anything

9. Where are you going on your next vacation?
the world is my oyster

10. Quote a song lyric
Ah ha, hush that fuss
Everybody move to the back of the bus
Do you wanna bump and slump with us
We the type of people make the club get crunk


11. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
how old is old? i have friends from high school, college, post college

14. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
no

15. Are you ashamed of having it?
terribly

16. What do you wish someone would buy you?
the white house.

17. What do you think of hipsters?
keep on keepin on

18. What are you wearing right now?
brown sweater and red pyjama pants w/ scottie dogs scattered across them...why do you care?

19. When is the last time you had mom's home cookin'?
parent's anniversary party last month

20. Do you like your parents?
love them b/c i have to, like them? not so much

21. What state/country are you from?
Born in oxford ohio, lived in indiana

22. Do you ever wish you were gay/straight?
should i?

23. Tell us about the last conversation you had.
does my husband look good in a suit. the answer is yes. so good in fact that my really trashy aunt commented about how sexy he looked in a suit at my grandmother's funeral.

24. Where do you see yourself in one month?
becoming the next communist leader of china, what else?

25. What is your favorite smell?
old books!

26. Home Depot: pure evil or pure genius?
pure genius

27. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
not in the least, my mood swings are completely predictable

28. Are you good looking?
every waking moment

29. Religion?
whatever floats your boat. but you better not be hypocritical about it!

30. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment?
6:07 pm and really fucking cold


Now, aren't you glad you read through that all?